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| 10:42 p.m.-2006-05-22 Blatently stolen from Cabin-Boy Who as you can see, is clearly THE coolest. 1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? Um. Some noodles, about 2 nights ago. Didn't really BURN them, just got them stuck to the bottom of the pan. 2) Describe yourself in three words: Half-Irish Pirate Texan
On a good day? 5 minutes. On a bad day? Never.
Dinner out. Pretty much anywhere. 5) How many people have you thought were "the one"? Just one. Only he didn't know it yet, and I was too much of a gentleman to break him up with his spouse. Thank goodness, she did that for me. 6) What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Backbiting. Being two faced. Then again, I can't stand that from the same sex, either. 7) What kind of car do you drive? Um. A 1991 Dodge Aries. It needs work. 8) What's in your CD player right now? Uh. Nothing. I just checked. 9) What celebrity would you have coffee with? Uhm. Lessee. Usually, I don't like celebrities. But heck, I'll give a shot. Ian McKlellan. And I'm just ask one question: Who was that bit of arm candy you had with you at the Oscars that year? Le-row-row! 10) What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? Rev Jerry Faldwell. That man makes me wish that some Christians would come protest my all-love neopagan commune that I haven't built yet, that's guarded by a poodle named Lyons. Just so I can threaten to feed them to the lions. 11) What kind of toothpaste do you use? Vanilla-Mint something or another. It's good. 12) What time do you usually go to bed? Usually between sundown and sunup. 13) Last movie you watched? 'See No Evil'. See my review earlier this month. It wouldn't be right to have a movie put out by the WWE without some righteous eye gouging. 14) Last TV show you watched? Something on G4 called 'Peep Show'. Stupid. 15) Who is your best friend? The Cabin-Boy. 16) With whom in your family do you best get along? My grandmother. I should really call. 17) Whom do you have a crush on? The Cabin-Boy. When I first met him, I loathed him. Then I had a huge crush on him. Then I met him IRL. Then his wife went psycho and tried to kill him. Then we were roommates. Now, we're together. Nyah. 18) What time is it right now? Somewhere, it's probably lunchtime. 19) Are you planning a vacation/travel? Are you kidding? I have 3 cats, a dog, and a horse. Where the hell am I gonna go? 20) When/Where was the last time you traveled? Are we counting the trips to purchase the horse? 21) How many times have you been in love? In real love? Just once, and it was worth the wait. 22) How old will you be in ten years? Ten years older than I am now. 23) Where do you see yourself in ten years? Having a small house, a couple of acres, and a small TB breeding program. Why? 24) Sinful snacking weakness? Does it have the word 'snack' written on it? What? That doesn't count? Anything from the local asian market. Except 1000 year old eggs. 25) Roller Coasters? Love em! Yeee-haw! 26) Ever run out of gas? Not since I started eating more veggies again. 27) Ever been on a train? Yup. Took at trip to Disneyland some years back, rode a train. Tons of fun. 28) Ever been on a blind date? Nope. Dated a blind guy once, though. He was okay, it was just the personal hygene issues that were the problem. Just because you're blind doesn't mean you can't SMELL. 29) Ever been to Europe? Nope, but I once had a backpack with $200+ worth of library books go with me to Chicago, continue to New York, and make its way to Heathrow. From wence they called me, some 6 months later, to find out if I wanted my backpack and books. I did. 30) What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Take naughty ass pictures and put them on the net for moolah. I'm no idiot. 31) Would you tell anyone it was really you? Mmmm. No. No one would believe it anyway. 32) Ever been under arrest? No, thank god(s). I did get a ticket once. 33) Have a crush on anyone you work with? Oh HELL no. 34) What is something you believe in? That karma can and will bite you in the ass, eventually. 35) What is something you fear? Shots. Ask the cabin-boy. 36) Big or small? Ask the cabin-boy. 37) What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? Um. Lessee. Oh, I know. Having most of the skin my right knee down RIPPED off while simultaniously dislocating my hip, shoulder, and knee on that side. Motorcycle wreck. Ow. I SAT on a motorcycle for the first time since I was 17 about 2 weeks ago, and broke out into a cold sweat. I'd rather ride a wild mustang. 38) What is your favorite television show? The Quarters. 39) Ever photo-shopped yourself to look better in a picture? No. 40) Tell us something about your childhood: Half-Irish Texan. I liked cats. 41) What would it cost you to flash the person next to you? Nothing. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? 42) Best time to catch you in a good mood? After I've had my own way for about a week. 43) If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Benevolent Dictator of Everything. Then I'd declare myself Benevolent Dictator for Life, get rid of the silly one day thing, and start passing some laws. Three Strike Laws for proving you're too stupid to allow to breed, for example. 44) Most prized possession? My Baby. 45) Would you ever sell it/how much? Yes. For the right price, for the right reasons. 46) What is one of your pet peeves? Hearing a dog lick compulsively. Yuck. Makes me nauseous. I'd rather clean up cold cat puke all day. Without a napkin. 47) Favorite kind of ice cream? Lemon custard. 48) What song are you listening to right now? Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash. 49) If you could sucker punch one person, whom would it be? My ex. 50) Would you like to tell us one of your secrets? No. Then it wouldn't be a secret. And: The Bonus question ganked from Musing on Movies, before I stole it from Golfwidow: 51) How do you feel about nudity in films? Does the potential nudity content affect whether or not you will see a movie? Have you ever seen a movie that you would have liked better if it had less nudity in it? Nudity I don't mind. Gratuitous sex scenes done for no reason whatsoever, that don't further the plot line, those I mind. If I want porn, I'm a grown man. I can go rent it. And yes. I have seen MANY movies where I think the sex lessened the movie. You didn't see Aragorn and Arwen making the beast with two backs, and I don't think it hurt the movie one bit.
 The Internet's Mood: The Captain Recommends Dogcessorize 2006-08-13 - Movie Review: Monster House 2006-08-07 - Movie Review: The Descent 2006-06-09 - Movie Review: The Omen 2006-06-03 - She's here, She's here! 2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.
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