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9:05 p.m.-2003-08-20

I've discovered a few things today:

1. If the Fat Cow is out of the office, then we are sooooo efficient, and we get everything done so fast...that we stand around staring at each other, wondering what to do next. This is both embarrassing and enlightening. It means that she really is as big an impediment to our conducting business smoothly and efficiently as she seems.

2. If you live in an apartment complex and have to share a laundry room, there will be a notice posted: Do not overload machines. This means that someone is going to take this seriously, and put 3 pieces of laundry (one of which will be a bandana) into each of the machines. When you come back after having to move the 3 pieces of laundry out one of the machines to wash your own load before the machines are locked at night, the same idiot will have used EVERY SINGLE DRYER to dry 3 pieces of laundry. Each. I've heard of separating your laundry before, but at this rate, the stuff is going to die of lonliness.

3. Kitties are expensive! You need all sorts of stuff for new kitties: a cat tree, a snuggle-condo, food, new dishes, lossa toys...and they proceed to sleep in an old shoe box and play with a bit of twine you thought you threw away three days ago. But they like the food.

4. That your other half appreciates you more than you think they do, more of the time than you give them credit for...love you.

Before <--o--> After

to the rushing traffic on the highway down the block
nothing - but the buffet was delicious
*teehee* evil goddesses

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