9:16 p.m.-2003-10-05 So I'm sitting here with the other half, watching a movie called 'The Shaft'...or as it was apparently released into the theaters as 'Down'. Creepy as hell. So far, less than halfway through, I've seen 4 titties, 2 naked asses, an elevator full of pregnant women getting stuck, an elevator decapitation, and some blind guy falling down an elevator. Oh, and some kid falling off the 89th floor or something. Messy messy. And it's just getting better! Actually, the movie is just a B grade with A- special effects. At least most of the actors (and there are some famous ones in it...go figger) are FROM New York...complete with horrible accents. But I'm gonna give it a big thumbs up, for a renter it's not too bad. And I haven't even finished it. You know, I should like...steal a page from Golfwidow and do movie reviews, sort of like her beer reviews. Except I'd have to come up with some universal criteria and crap, and well...ugh. Too. Much. Effort. Or maybe not. Off to see the rest of the movie, and have some more pizza, The Captain
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