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9:12 p.m.-2003-11-20

A few musings on the subject of Steve Tyler. First off, the man can sing. Second off, no one humps a mic stand like that man. And he has lips that rival Mick Jagger. And can he STRUT.

Then again, all I can think, as I hear a friend rave about how sexy the man is, is that doing Steve Tyler has got to be the closest thing you manage to necrophilia, without doing something illegal...except maybe if you did it with what's her face. Oh yeah. Angry Chick Rocker, Tori Amos. Yeah. She'd be worse. But not much.

And how on EARTH he sired Liv Tyler...I'll never be able to guess. She's so gothic angel pretty, it's just scary.

*twitch*

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