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4:49 p.m.-2003-12-20

Wow. The internet search engines are working overtime on my poor blog. I got aol'ed for Steve Tyler. I got soccer mom hookers, which kinda makes me wanna gag. And you should check out some of the pages that show up on Google for folks who mentioned the stupid Yahoo! ad for www.whereismygnome.com.

Swiss Colony managed to royally screw up my order too, so those of you who get your presents between December 30 and January 6, I'm sorry. I ordered in plenty of time. Swiss Colony over extended themselves. Or something.

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2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.