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11:39 p.m.-2004-06-05

No, I'm not dead.

I just ran out of paycheck way before I ran out of diarylander gold member status. I'll put my graphics back up eventually.

In other news, I am now a man. Of especial note, I am an old, fat, out of shape man, who is in serious danger of a stroke or worse. I got my cholesterol tested last week. 171-43, for a total of 214. That's officially NOT GOOD.

Dammit.

Anyhow, I'm beat. Just thought I'd check in.

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