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6:23 p.m.-2004-06-18

Like I don't have enough to worry about in my life.

Spontaneous matress combustion.

Yeah. That's right. You read that right. Your mattress is made of petrochemicals and cyanide, and in just the right combitation (like too much friction), your mattress can burst into flames.

Talk about yer smokin after sex.

The Captain

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