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| 6:51 p.m.-2004-08-14 This is a woman who knows the evil truth about IKEA. Anyone who has ever known the cabin-boy and I knows that if you say IKEA to me, my eyes roll back in my head and I start having seizures. I like going to IKEA like I like nailing my feet to the floor. Don't get me wrong. IKEA is great. I love their stuff. I drool over their catalog. I just...can't stand their store. It's big. It's sprawling. It's full of PEOPLE. AUUUUUGH. I have nightmares about being trapped in an IKEA-esque pit of hell. It'll make me wake up in a cold sweat every single time. In other news...I am an Olympics junkie. It's just scary. I love obscure sports. I will watch the X-games, and the Gravity Games, and the Outdoor Games, and the Lumberdyke Games, and...anything but football, soccer, baseball, or basketball. Of course, my one true love is horseracing. I LOVE horseracing. They don't show enough of it on TV. Can't get enough, and can't get the all horse racing channel in my state. And I'm not gonna go live 24-7 over at the local roadhouse casino. Thank god I have no money to make bets. Terminally broke, that's me! The Captain
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