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10:16 a.m.-2004-12-25

You know, it finally happened. I got COAL in my sock for Xmas. I knew this day was coming. Thankfully, it's bubble gum.

And here, without further *drumroll* is the pirate haul for Christmas 2004:

1 giant squeezie 'chill pill' stress reducer

1 giant yellow M&M tin (with m&ms intact)

5 'tiki god' pencil toppers

1 box of 25 pirate adhesive bandages (with bonus 'free treasure', a devil duckie pencil topper, too cool for school!)

1 'chattering teeth' alligator clip

1 bag of 'Una' brand Shigekix more sour than hell grape sours (my fav, and hard to find)

1 Russell Stover milk chocolate with almonds WREATH (their packaging info, not mine)

1 pink marzipan piggie (yum)

1 Squidward BK watch

1 silvertone photo display

1 box of peanut butter Frangos

1 box of those yummy hazelnut Ferra Rocha however they're spelled I already ate them...

1 copy of the 4 dvd set of The Return of the King

1 three pack of Mr Peanut brand peanuts (damn, those sweet and crunchy ones are worse than crack!)

1 'Aquapet', sort of cute but bizaare

1 'ho ho' wall hanger made of copper in the country style that so does not fit my decor, but it's cute anyway and filled with homemade love (aka cookies)

1 light and sound machine that throws me instantly into sleep (which is a good thing)

A box of homemade treats from mom

1 gallon of Pittsburg (Texas) style hotlinks

1 pirate devil duckie (full size)

Alas, the Captain did not get a single drop of rum...but his faux bourbon balls went over well at work.

Lots and lots of good will towards man, this year, for a change :)

Hope your hoho was as merry as mine!

The Captain

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