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8:02 p.m.-2005-01-31

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to me.

Guess how old I am.

Really. Guess. I dare you.

I double dog dare you.

You're wrong.

Try again. Getting warmer?

Nope. Wrong again.

I just hit the big 3-0.

Yeah. You can peel your eyes off the screen now.

It'll be the last time I mention my age.

And I just got the bestest birthday. A call from my mom. To tell me I'm gonna be an unca for the second time. And dammit, this time it better be a GURL.

The Captain

PS: I stole this from Gnomad. Why, why am I not surprised?

I will die a grizzly death attempting to copulate with a Kodiak.




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Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test


-CJ

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