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11:43 p.m.-2003-09-07

You are The Cap'n!



Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.



What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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PS: See this? See this lunchkit? This is officially on the Captain's wishlist. I want this. I must have this. First person to send me one will have their name whored on this diary for a month...maybe more. Am I serious? Probably...the Captain's strongbox is a bit light at the moment, due to cash flow issues...man. What a sweet Talk Like A Pirate Day present!

Before <--o--> After

the cat snoring
smoke-a-roni, a spicy snack stick (don't read the ingredients!)
Arrr! I knew I were the Cap'n!

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