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7:47 a.m.-2003-10-01

As predicted, I have a bit bruise on my ass and a bigger one on my knee...and my finger still hurts. Damned wet floor. And since I wasn't actually HURT, I didn't bother to like...threaten to sue or anything. Oh well...I'm a pirate, not an asshole.

In other news, the other half is snoring like crazy...even the earplugs wouldn't save me last night...but the kitty was cute. She never sleeps with us unless it's starting to get cold at night. It's cold at night, now.

Speaking of the kitty, Mrs. Neurotic actually not only appeared to another human being (my friends have accused me of NOT actually owning a cat...just keeping out food and water to make it look like I have a cat), but she let my grandmother PET her...twice. In one day. It's a sign of the apocalypse, or something.

Oh, and yes, I DID archive my September entries already, so go look for them on the 'older entries' page.

Phew...I need a shower.

Stinkily yours,

The Captain

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