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| 8:26 p.m.-2003-10-10 So. We went and saw House of the Dead tonight. Lame. This was the WORST movie I have ever seen. Ever. Ever ever. It was worse than Jeepers Creepers. It was worse than Lost Highway. It was worse than Santa Clause vs the UFOs. It was bad. It made watching your Uncle Frank's vacation videos of the nudist colony seem like a viable option. Speaking of nudists...this movie reminded me of a porn flick. Only instead of sweaty bodies and flying cumshots, there were rotty zombies and flinging bits o nastiness...which could describe some porn I've seen too, but we won't go there. The production values were that high, and it had 'bullet ballets' ala The Matrix...for no discernable reason! And no plot. And no real decent acting. Oh yeah, and a stupid 'teenagers played by 30 year olds in lust'...nearly as bad as Cabin Fever. The action was wooden, the plot non existant...good god, they even cut scenes with /bits from the video game/. Oh, and the last 30 minutes had jack to do with the first part of the movie, as far as I can tell. Man, this movie...this was bad. Take my advice...go see Pirates of the Caribbean again, if you wanna see a decent movie about the Walking Dead. What a let down. Bleah. The Captain
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