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2:20 a.m.-2003-10-31

For the record:

I now work with Gollum. I couldn't put a finger on this new tech. I couldn't figure out why this poor person put such a crimp on my day, put me so out of sorts, gave me the extreme heebie jeebies, until I caught a trailer for Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King yesterday. And then, it hit me. The big, buggy eyes. The wizened face. The creepy voice. The fawning and pawing. The only being 3 feet high. The spontaneous breaking into tears. I'm working with Gollum now, and dammit...that's just HARD. I'm not going to be able to look at this new person ever again...

That's the scariest thought I've had all day, my precious.

The Captain

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