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| 8:38 p.m.-2003-10-31 Here's a Halloween Service Announcement: If your 4 year old child starts playing with imaginary friends who are little old men, instead of 6 foot tall bunnies, starts refusing to sleep in her room at night, says she sees men in bloody shirts, and that there's a shadowman she's afraid of; when she can ID the men she sees from photos taken 50 years earlier, and can give their actual names without being prompted? You probably live in a haunted house. If you move into a house abandoned by the former family for a song, if your dog runs away after barking at nothing, if you're sitting playing in the living room and a chair moves by itself across the living room, if vultures come to roost near your house? You probably live in a haunted house. Some advice. Don't think your daughter's making things up, or that you're hallucinating. You probably l ive in a haunted house. Learn to live with it, or leave. Though I'm not sure what to think of parapsychologists with funny German accents. This has been a Halloween Service Announcement, brought to you by Captain Jim. Thanks, we now return you to your regularly scheduled Halloween night. On another note, the cabin-boy is an amusing creature. He can watch Halloween without a flinch. An American Werewolf in London and laugh. He can cackle his way through The Ring. But if you walk up behind him while he's doing an online crossword puzzle while watching a docudrama on a haunted house? He will scream like a girl and leap 3 feet in the air. Happy Halloween, The Captain
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