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| 7:18 p.m.-2003-11-09 Thought for the day, found on the side of a church sign: Keep your heart healthy, it's God's garden. That explains heartworms, eh? Meanwhile, while at the grochery store tonight, I passed down the condiment aisle. A young mother and her young son were trying to pick out some stuff for the hamburgers she was making tonight. Said young sprout was standing indecisively before the ketchups, stumped as to his choices. You see, you have yellow mustard, and white mayonaise, but ketchup now comes in a plethora of weird colors. Tonight, there sat green and pink and blue and purple ketchup in their bright, shiney, weird bottles. The youngster gave a huge YELP, "Mom, they have RED now! Red! REEEEEED!". And sure enough, sitting beside its weirdly shaded cousins was a bottle in the same kid-friendly, bright and shiney Dr. Seuss style bottle, with the word NEW plastered big as day across the front. Red. Ketchup. Who would've thought. The kid left the store holding the new red ketchup like he'd found his best friend. Yup. Red ketchup. I kid you not. The Captain
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