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8:56 p.m.-2003-11-24

Today I was informed by my collective customers that I was a lying, illegitimate, son of a bitch.

**Pirate** Duh.

Though I take exception to the bastard bit. My parents were married 10 and a half months before I came along.

Anyhow, it was a long day, and I'm going to bed now.

You kids be good.

I'll see you tomorrow.

The Captain
P.S. Here were my Googles for the day. Apparently, I'm a disappointment for this searcher in Canada, and someone else was out to sample the Captain's Log! Wonder what they thought of me. -CJ

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