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10:22 p.m.-2003-12-01

AUGH! I have HIVES!

I haven't had hives in years. I itch. The itch is maddening. The itch is more than maddening. I am covered in dime sized volcanos from the pits of hell, each one burning and itching more than the next.

I want to strip naked and roll around on sand paper, just to make it stop...and that's an hour and a half after taking some antihistamine.

Yeah. It's that bad. Bleah.

Itchily yours,

The Captain

P.S.
I got Googled for 'scary hallway'. YIKES. I actually had one of those, growing up. I should relate the story one day, if I ever remember.

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