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11:17 p.m.-2003-12-02

Well, I promised the 'scary hallway' story, but not today. Tonight, I bring you the 'cuter than words' nephew story.

My co-worker apparently took the 3 year old nephew into the wilds of the mall the day after Thanksgiving.

The year he was born, he got a photo with Santa. The next year as a toddler, the got a photo with Santa. As a 2 year old, he got a photo with Santa.

This year, sure enough, there was Santa, with his helpers, to take photos.

She tried to get the nephew interested. She tried to get the nephew excited.

She tried, she tried, she tried.

Said nephew put his hands on his skinny little 3 year old hips, and announced, "THAT is not Santa. That's a man in a fake beard and a bad suit."

Man. These kids are SHARP.

The Captain

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