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10:53 p.m.-2003-12-08

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not dead.

In fact, I actually had a desire to make a post. I'd taken a mental health break.

Then, while I was on the phone with my mom and dad (specifically my dad) discussing said parental unit's new coin collection, the Beast (aka my parrot) bit the SHIT out of my finger.

Now it hurts too bad to type much. He almost took the nail right off at the nail bed. It's already turning a yuckky color. Mind you, a parrot can bite through a coconut.

So I'm alive. And maybe, by tomorrow, I'll feel more like posting again.

The Captain

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