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9:45 p.m.-2003-12-21

Well, little jimmy and the twins damn near bought it tonight. We'd gone out long enough to grab some dinner at Jack in the Box, and when we came home, Dee was laying in wait for us.

But we'd forgotten to get canned food, and when she realized this, she waited until I was out of my jeans, before I was in my sweats, and when I walked past her again, she lept from her hiding place.

Damn near got circumsized by a cat.

Note to self: Do not piss this cat off.

Yeah, you needed to know that, I know.

The Captain

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