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7:43 p.m.-2004-01-04

Oops, she's done it again. Britney Spears, my favorite Trailer Trash o the week, got married in Vegas. Guess she's been watching that 'oh, you smell so good' Vegas commerical or something. One wonders, though, if they consumated the marriage BEFORE they got it annuled. Feh.

Women confuse me, let it be said here and now.

Rock stars confuse me, let that also be said.

Las Vegas REALLY confuses me...this calls for a drink.

Where has all the rum gone?

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