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Stole this from Gnomad. That's kind of disappointing, but sort of true, I guess. I'm just not the controversial sort, I suppose...and I reserve my cursing for when it really matters, you cum sucking sons of dog-fucking whores...ahem.

Pirate.

Anyhow...I just watched a show on TLC where a guy ate some shrooms and then stabbed himself in the throat and the thigh, thinking he was god. People, show THAT to the preteens and they are gonna KNOW drugs are bad, m'kay?



So that was my public service announcements for the day.



Freezingly yours,

The Captain

PS. I am SO craving a Rocky Road candybar. And I've got zero like it in the house right now. AUUGH, the craving!

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