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11:26 p.m.-2004-01-21

This was lifted from the cabin-boy, who in turn lifted it from squirrelx.diaryland.com.

Who knows where the squirrel got it.

The Belief-O-Matic

My results were:

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (88%)

3. New Age (80%)

4. Mahayana Buddhism (79%)

5. Reform Judaism (78%)

6. Liberal Quakers (75%)

7. Jainism (66%)

8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)

9. Sikhism (63%)

10. Theravada Buddhism (61%)

11. Secular Humanism (60%)

12. Bah�'� Faith (56%)

13. Hinduism (56%)

14. New Thought (53%)

15. Orthodox Judaism (52%)

16. Scientology (48%)

17. Orthodox Quaker (46%)

18. Taoism (44%)

19. Islam (43%)

20. Nontheist (36%)

21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)

22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)

23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (15%)

26. Roman Catholic (15%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

I find this amusing...mostly because I'm ordained with the Unitarian Universalism 'church' (though my heart lies with the neo-pagan crowd). Why? Well...hey, as a ship's captain, I can marry you. And as an ordained minister, I can marry you. Not that I've ever actually done so, but it's nice to know that in a pinch, I could.

Hey, don't look at me. Give a bright seven year old a bible and command him to read it, and he finds out real quick that a) there's a lot more crappy stuff going on in the bible supposedly at the 'word of God'...and that it says one group of people are to have no other god before him. Besides, go have a debate with a rabbi. Most of them'll tell you straight, the Bible doesn't deny the existance of other gods ;) It just says the people of Abraham are supposed to follow one in particular...me, my folks are Irish (and ornery), Scottish, a wee bit of African, German, and Native American (Aztec, to be exact)...there are rumors there was once a Moorish woman married into the family at the end of the Crusades. I figure, that covered my butt right there.

Sacrilgeously yours,

The Captain

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