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11:59 p.m.-2004-01-23

I was visiting the Progressive insurance website to check on our car's policy...and discovered something odd. Progressive will ensure the Segway HT. I find this interesting and important, because the moron they've got picking up the parking meter fees around where I live drives one of the darned thing, and seems to take especial delight in swooping around on one like a two wheeled biker hellion of yore...save well...he's on a Segway. One of these days I'm not gonna make it back to Diaryland, and he's gonna be why.

'Can't find your Captain? Look under my Wheels!'

How exactly do you set insurance rates for one of those buggers, anyway? They've only been around a couple of years, and frankly...they're not the greatest thing since sliced bread. I still want one, of course, but then I'm addicted to gadgets. Thank god the cabin boy has more common sense than I do, because we'd have zero money and every gadget that came down the pike.

Yeah. That's what it's gonna say.

That is all,

The Captain

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