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| 7:41 p.m.-2004-02-05 Today, the Captain was revenged upon his floor pharmacist... You see, some months and years back, when the Captain was an innocent, tender, naieve young technician, said pharmacist played a prank upon him. A bit of a substance notorious in its ability to make one shed more water than the Mississipi during flood season was 'accidentally' added to the Captain's cola. The end result? The Captain pissed like a racehorse for three whole days. Only after the Captain had been afflicted a day or two was the 'revelation' made that said substance, in pill form, may have been introduced to his soda...a slip of the fingers, and a tablet never found. Well, today, revenge was served cold and sweet. The package came, cradling a precious vaccine to protect a vulnerable youth from the ravages of a dangerous childhood disease. In the packaging, a half pound of dry ice. It was Hiroshima in a coffee mug. It was Dean in a tea cup. It hissed. It bubbled. It screamed. It spattered. It SMOKED. The pharmacist was much taken aback to find his coffee possessed. At first, he didn't believe that it was only dry ice... Man. It was funny. I about wet myself. The Captain
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