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9:32 p.m.-2004-02-04

You know, until February 1st, I thought the Pepto Bismol macarena commercial was the world's most disturbing ad.

Then I saw the new Quiznos commercial.

My god. I will never be able to eat another Quiznos again. Why? Those google-eyed, snaggle-toothed things look like someting the cat puked up.

UGH. And according to the Quiznos press release about the ads, those are MONKEYS.

Monkeys. Right.

Toilet Monkeys, maybe.

Give me the utter screaming heebiejeebies.

That is all,

The Captain

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