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4:32 p.m.-2004-02-22

I have a new love in my live. That's right folks, the Captain has a woman.

She's got short, wavy black hair, the most amazing brown eyes, weighs 135lbs, and is of German-American decent. She built like a Panzer in a mink fur coat. Her name is Bertha.

That's right. Bertha's In The House.

Now, if she'll just stop chasing Dee and Leota, we'll be one big happy family.

Well. We will, except for Leota, who doesn't know what this big, smelly, shtinky thing is, but she knows it's not a CAT.

The Captain

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