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1:58 p.m.-2004-06-12

As if my Pagan amusements weren't enough, I'm up in the top five when you search for 'Buff Ass' on yahoo! Cool! I always wanted a buff ass! Right now, I got kind of a floppy, fat, saggy ass, because I am fat. Fat fat fat. I suppose the deep fried pork skins aren't that good for me, but damn...they good!

The Captain

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2006-08-13 - Movie Review: Monster House

2006-08-07 - Movie Review: The Descent

2006-06-09 - Movie Review: The Omen

2006-06-03 - She's here, She's here!

2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.