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12:34 a.m.-2004-09-05

Yay! It's only 15 days till International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

The last time the cabin-boy and I went to Outback, I had a pineapple martini.

This was several weeks ago, and I'm /still/ mad about that martini.

That was the WORST martini I have ever had in my life. A monkey could've made a better martini. It was in a dirty martini glass, it was not in a nice cool glass, and it was not even stirred, much less shaken, and it was mostly pineapple juice.

To say I was disappointed would be an understatement.

The Captain

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