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10:38 p.m.-2005-01-09

I need to be sedated. Or given a happy pill or something. I just ate a big huge plate of comfort food...and wasn't comforted in the least.

Man, when comfort food won't comfort you, nothing will.

Feh. I need some sort of mood elevator. Unfortunately, alcohol's a depressant, and well...ecstacy's illegal.

You people aren't posting either, so I don't have anything to laugh at.

C'mon, get with the program and amuse me. I need amusement, dammit.

The Captain

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