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8:26 p.m.-2005-05-04

Okay, so this post is really all the fault of cabin-boy. No. Really. He saw what I'd posted the other day, about the crayon, and voila, he goes and does it...and then he does a whole lot more. Oh, and it's also golfwidow's fault. Because she's on vacation. And I'm not. So I'm going to mention her repeatedly till she gets back, but all behind her back.

Alright, this first one? It makes me go WFT. I mean...Atlanta, Georgia? I think this is a list of cities I would pay NOT to live in...except maybe Vegas.

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% Atlanta
60% Chicago
60% Honolulu
60% Philadelphia
55% Las Vegas

Moving on...my RL name IS actually Irish...so this just makes me giggle. But it's cooler than my real name anyway.
Your Irish Name Is...
Quinn Fitzpatrick

Of course, since I'm half Irish, half Texan, I should know what my inner European is. Oh look. I'm Eurotrash, which is sort of like what I am, when I'm from Texas. White Trash.
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant. You're up for just about anything.

That said, on with the love. See? No wonder the cabin-boy can't resist me! Oh wait. Then again, that could be seen as being a manipulative bastard too. Maybe I shouldn't be so proud of myself after all.
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

Of course, I couldn't take the whole 'penis name' thing laying down.
Your Penis Name is: Elvis



Oh god. All I can think of is that stupid ass video. I won't have sex for a week now.
It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Humpty Dance



Now, if I wasn't 100lbs overweight, I probably WOULD be a stripper. Ask the cabin-boy, I've got no shame. This name, though...it's just embarrassing.
Your Stripper Name is: Trixie



Heck, if I could be a stripper, why not a porn star? Hell...reminds me of a little incident that I won't relate here, about when my neighbor saw me after I had a little 'wardrobe malfunction' and the front of my briefs....nevermind.
Your Porn Star Name is: Hugh Coxs



And since I managed to bring up just how FAT I have gotten, I too shall name my manboobs! (I told you. No shame.)
Your Boobies' Names Are: Dessert and Dinner



We just won't go into the cabin-boy's oral fixation on that last one. Instead, we shall go into my fixation on women's fashions:
Your Drag Queen Name is: Amanda Playwith



Okay, this, handsome, was just stilly, but I had to match. I don't even get what that MEANS.
Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Evacuating Tatooine



And just as an aside to the cabin boy...your pick up line would've worked with me. Not so sure you shouldn't just smack me right in the kisser for THIS one!
To pick up Cabin-boy: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.



And of course, because I'm vain as all hell...I like to know what sort of ANYTHING I am...so what kind of Blogger am I? Well, let's see:
You Are a Life Blogger!

Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.


The Captain

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2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.