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7:47 p.m.-2006-05-06

There is no secret now. The Captain is officially looking for a new job. Must pay at least $495 a week for me to maintain my meager living standard.

So I'm reading the want ads. So I see this.

Urinalysis Technician
Kitsap County
Juvenile

$15.73/hr

Male wanted to supervise the collection of court ordered samples from male youth. Responsible for labling, collection, observation, and certification.

Work weekend mornings, 2-3 hours/day. Must pass criminal background check. AA degree in Social Services or Criminal Justice preferred. Temp. Position.

You know, there are a lot of jobs I will do. Watching underage miscreatans take a wee? Not one of them.

No way.

Next!

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