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10:15 p.m.-2003-08-06

Well...all I can say is, it's someone else's fault. I don't usually do more than one entry a day. I swear.

It's Not My Fault!!!

HASH(0x85313c8)
Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch, are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as horny as you are. Get it on as soon as possible so that you can join the rest of us on Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good time doing so.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Why yes, I did actually love this movie. Doesn't everyone love Johnny Depp in eye makeup?

Now, back to your regularly scheduled reading.

The Captain

Before <--o--> After

a couple of cats having it out near the dumpster
nada - but I'm hungry again
Where'd All The Rum Go?

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2006-08-13 - Movie Review: Monster House

2006-08-07 - Movie Review: The Descent

2006-06-09 - Movie Review: The Omen

2006-06-03 - She's here, She's here!

2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.