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9:56 p.m.-2003-09-03

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the fields! It is Capt-jim, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed out your eyes, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

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