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| 7:32 p.m.-2003-09-15 For all of you that noticed that I can't spell pirate in my much (self) lauded banner add...nuts to you! I'm a pirate, not an english major. In fact, I was a psychology major, so go wrap yer brains around that brick! And it's only four more days till International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Woohoo! I'm gonna drive my coworkers nuts...when I'm not talking to customers, anyway. What did I do today? I worked. I worked my ass OFF...I deserve a beer. But as I have no beer in the house, I'll have to settle for Gatorade. So, what did I do with myself this weekend? I'll tell you what I did. I wasted $12 and 2 hours of my life watching the stupidest excuse for a horror movie I've seen in years...and that's /saying/ something. I used to think that Jeepers Creepers was the world's worst modern horror movie. Well, Lion's Gate has done themselves a huge disservice...and put the POS 'Cabin Fever' out there. It was more like a crappily directed soft porn about people's skin melting off. It wasn't horrible. It wasn't even horrific. It was...gross. And it made the number one mistake a horror movie CAN make...I was asking when the asswipes who were the characters were going to die within the first ten minutes of the movie...sad. Sad sad sad. Not a BIT like it's being portrayed in its trailers and ads. Just say no. Go watch Pirates of the Caribbean again. Or Seabiscuit. Or Freaky Friday. Just don't go see this bit of trash. Ugh. Now, in happier news, it's dinner time. The Captain
the cats chase each other around the cat tree  The Internet's Mood: The Captain Recommends Dogcessorize 2006-08-13 - Movie Review: Monster House 2006-08-07 - Movie Review: The Descent 2006-06-09 - Movie Review: The Omen 2006-06-03 - She's here, She's here! 2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.
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