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8:56 p.m.-2003-09-16

Just three more days until International Talk Like A Pirate Day, mateys! Hope yer boning up on yer pirate lingo, savvy? Goood. That's a good lot ye are.

I have got one hum dinger of a headache tonight...dunno what triggered it, but if I figure out who's responsible, they're dead. D. E. A. D. As in finished, no more, singing with the angelic choir, kicked the bucket...you get the idea, because I'm going to squeeze the living crap out of them.

Ugh. Lousy headache.

For those I rescued from seeing Cabin Fever...yer all bloody welcome.

For those who went and saw it anyway...told you so.

Before <--o--> After

the parrot screaming
potatoes stroganoff (yes, hamburger helper)
Pancakes!!!!

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The Captain also recommeds you click below, and help him and the cabin-boy get to Disneyland! Donate, and get a knicknack when we get back!

2006-08-13 - Movie Review: Monster House

2006-08-07 - Movie Review: The Descent

2006-06-09 - Movie Review: The Omen

2006-06-03 - She's here, She's here!

2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.