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| 6:38 p.m.-2003-09-19 Ahoy mates! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day and I be a mite late with me post to really celebrate in 'time', so I'll have to celebrate in style! Th'Captain has a shure sorry tale for ye all, t'night. It all started when we put out some mother o' god big boxes into t'hall for t'janitor t'pick up at t'end o' th'day, as usual. Now, mind you, these were some damned big boxes an what-not, bein' as they were meant t'hold those 'lift chairs' what that pick up old grannies and help 'em stand safely. An' we had two o'them beauties in 'twonce, which were even rarer than a four legged seagull, it were. So the crew unloaded t'chairs so we could deliver 'em and we ported those big old boxes out in t'lobby for t'janitors t'pick up Friday last. On Monday, ahoy! we gets a note. T'please break down all large boxes that we leave in t'lobby. Now, we thought this were a bit strange, but a'right, they were big boxes and such. So we wents about our business, and durin' t'course o't'day, other boxes, not so large went out into t'lobby t'be picked up by t'swabbers, and we figgered it were the last o'the whole bloody stupid mess. Avast! Today, we gets us a note.T'please break down ALL boxes, or they will not be picked up. Now this be jest too much. This be not exactly a huge buildin' we're in (maybe a dozen businesses), and this bilge rat, he gets maybe a dozen boxes from us on a bad day...we know t'doctors' offices don't put out more than one box a week anyhow! Last I heard, part of the lubber's job were to /break down boxes/. Next, we'll be having t'take out our own garbage! Stupid mop jockey. Ever since they started calling themselves 'sanitation engineers' they've done less and less. Arr. Now, iffin ye'll excuse me, I seem t'have misplaced me cabin boy...
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