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| 10:21 p.m.-2003-10-14 I will never eat pudding again. At least, not at lunch on Tuesdays in front of Tm and Dx. I never realized I made love to a spoonful of pudding. I've also never been propositioned before, due to the way I enjoy the sugary dairy snack. I feel violated. In other news, our Delivery Boy, who is NOT the ripest banana in the bunch, has had his delivery truck stolen. And this is how it happened. The Delivery Boy delivers for our pharmacy, and the pharmacy across the street from us. He usually goes to the pharmacy across the street (aka the Dark Side), picks up their deliveries, and then walks over to our pharmacy (instead of driving over...no one's ever been able to figure out why he does this), picks up our deliveries, and then goes about his route. This particular day, he decided to come over and shoot the breeze with our front area staff, and spent a good 30 minutes goofing off before he decided to go do his work. He walked outside, only to see his delivery truck driving away without him. You see, it turns out that he finds carrying keys in his pocket is some sort of inconvenience, so he just throws them under the front seat. And leaves his delivery truck unlocked. Fortunately for us, there weren't actually any deliveries in the truck at the time, but the moron had just purchased it, so didn't even have the title, much less any insurance or anything on it. So the new delivery truck was a complete loss for him. Ugh. That's so moronic, I can't think of more to say on the subject. Mor. On. Ic. In other news, the kittens have finally decided that chasing woolie wildefeet is no longer a safe occupation, as they tend to get trampled...so now they're going after the more tender, more vulnerable calves. The horror and majesty of cats in their natural habitat! My legs look like Leatherface has been practicing. Speaking of Leatherface, we're going to go see the TCM redux...if it's a 'reimagining' of this horror classic anything like the 'reimagining' of Planet of the Apes...I fear to dream. Oh, and by the way, if a horror movie has 'House of' in the title? Run away. Run far far away. I mean. House of 1000 Corpses. House of the Dead. House of Frankenstein. House of Dracula. Need I say more? Didn't think so. The Captain
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