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7:30 a.m.-2003-12-28

Oh sure, I tried to log in December 24, and it was down. And then December 25th, I was too busy having fun to log in. Yesterday, I just didn't feel like it, even though it was snowing. Or maybe because it was snowing. But this morning, I had to get up to tell you that I dreamed they remade Lord Of The Rings. With Leslie Nielsen as Gandalf. And Tom Jones did all the songs. Only this time, Saruman was smart, and wound up turning the tide on the ents. I woke up, after that. I think he'd developed a nuclear bomb or something.

Anyhow, so I was AWOL. Sorry guys. December hasn't been my month to post. My New Years Resolution is to not miss a single day in 2004. How's that? I really need to get some good bullshit posts together, don't I?

The Captain

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2006-05-22 - Blame the Cabin-Boy for playing 50 questions.