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8:31 p.m.-2004-02-16

Just look what I woke up with this morning.


Gross, eh? That's what I said. So I got the other half up early this morning, to take me to the doctor...only to find out that the doctor was CLOSED for the holiday. AUGH! How was I supposed to find out that I had some horrible eye disease, if the doctor is CLOSED?

Well...I guess I have to wait till tomorrow.

Anyhow, to make up for that unseemly display, I thought you guys would really prefer to bask in my more usual studliness. After all, below is me in a threesome with two hot pussies. Seriously.

And if that doesn't get me Googled, nothing will!

In need of a patch,

The Captain

Before <--o--> After

Current Weight: 244.0lbs (it's water gain, I swear)
Minutes on the evil machine: 15:45

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