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| 9:54 p.m.-2004-03-26 Let me describe Dawn of the Dead. In so many words: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAHH!! Yeah. Kinda like that. If you have a heart condition, don't see it. If you have asthma, don't see it. If you have hypervigilence, don't see it. If you have PTSD, do NOT see it at all. If you fear zombies, being eaten alive, or can't stand a lot of tension, or are extremely squeemish, do NOT go see it. If you have a phobia of malls, open spaces, or crowds, do NOT go see this movie. If you dislike MTV 'cuts', definately don't go see it. If you like having your ass scared off you, go see it. I had to go pee twice, it scared me so bad. Is it a remake? Yeah. Is it scarier than the original? HELL yeah. My advice? Ignore what I just said, and go see it anyway. It's got Ving Rhames. It's got that guy that played Max Headroom. It's got a dog. It's got at least a dozen titty shots. Yeah. It's got just about everything. Four and three quarters sabres right up!
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