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| 7:04 p.m.-2004-04-26 Have you seen this show? Yeah. this one. 'Family Plots' makes 'Six Feet Under' look like a wuss. This is especially funny because my mom works in a funeral home...and I got an offer to go through mortuary school as a teen, for that same funeral home. Looking back, it's always been one of those decisions I regretted making. In fact, art often immitates my life. Which is what makes this show so damn funny. I've been looking for a mortuary school. Turns out, there's not one around here in Seattle. I was surprised. Closest one is in Mt Hood, Oregon. But hey...I could do that. That'd be...nice. Oh. And I'm certified now. Remember that test? That scream from north Seattle? I scored 852 out of 900. Not bad. Not bad at all. So...yeah. I'm considering going back to school. Again. To become a mortician. Yeah. Sounds like fun to me! I can recall being like ... 5 and telling my grandmother I wanted to be a Quincy. It must've taken her weeks to figure out I meant 'like Quincy'...except I didn't want to be a medical examiner. I wanted to be a funeral home director. Of course. I also wanted to be blonde, wear spangly red dresses, high heels, and lots of makeup. I was FIVE for goodness sake! I outgrew it! But I have been thinking a lot lately. Hey. It's job security. The Captain
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