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5:13 a.m.-2004-05-02

Well, here I sit. It's too hot to sleep (and the cat managed to lick my sleeping in the buff ass, thus waking me up most unpleasantly), and the rest of the pets are being pains in my ass too.

I find myself researching mutant dandelions and colitas. What the hell is a colita anyway? I couldn't find a bloody definition on the internet, and it's from 'Hotel California'. It actually kept me from sleeping well earlier.

So Smarty Jones won the Derby...at least something still goes right for the 'little guy' in sports. And hey, what's not to love about his 'pedestrian' story. Just thinking about it makes me all weepy like a 14 year old horse crazy girl.

Yeah, it's too bloody early to be up, I know that.

The Captain

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