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3:01 a.m.-2005-05-19

Went to the midnight showing tonight. Just got back. Lemme describe it in as few words as possible.

I get no respect, no respect at all!

It's all in the name of liberty and democracy.

Leapin Lizards!

If you're not with me, you're against me!

You were the chosen one!

It's only a fleshwound! Come back! We'll call it a draw!

Ow. That's gotta hurt.

You killed her!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Curses, foiled again.

Or, to quote Jar-Jar Binks' only line in the whole movie, "Excuse Me."

Yeah. George, this is your official notice...that movie sucked. Less than the first two, but it still sucked. On the upside, if you watch them sequentially, they actually get better, making 'Return of the Jedi' the best of the lot.

The Captain.

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